I hate it when I eat the wrong meal by accident

Guarding the keyboards

The Fair Oaks Amphitheatre is impossible to secure at night, so a cute young couple sleeps in the band loft at night. You can see the girl´s hands at right.

I am so fake addicted to these now

I'm so tired of chewing on those solid aminos

If they´re so smart...

...how'd they end up as food?

Exclamation point!

Go look at this site right now.

Band practice, UC Davis

Even though classes haven't even started yet, I caught the UC Davis marching band practicing amid the dorms!

Alien technology

the mixer for Best of Broadway this year... súper cul

I am not a robot. I am a unicorn.

And after that, the giant lobster eats the clown

We bought a mattress today at Sleep Train

...and they had these cute little dust mite toys to help sell mattress covers.

I really want to jump!

Found inside a piano

World's smallest eyedropper? Actually, it's a Christmas light.

A prop from ANNIE GET YOUR GUN

This is why I love live theatre

The note says, "They are hearing your breathing into the mic."

A nice piece of outlaw art

Mice lived in this piano

...and made a bed out of piano felt, seeds, and bird feathers.

From Rosetta Stone...

...explaining how to pronounce "Europa"

Some really old amplifiers