Stuff you should know about Shriners

I played with Buddy Harpham at a Shriners affair tonight. I learned these things:

1. A Shriner's fez tells you what his job is.
   
2. Some fezzes say WRECKING CREW.
   
3. The Wrecking Crew is in charge of hazing initiates.
   
4. Hazing includes immersion in a vat of tomato sauce with anchovies.
   
5. Hazing used to include electric shocks, but not any more.