Scissors

My mother is going to be fine.

But like a lot of medical professionals, she is a terrible patient.

When I first saw her, she said, "Get me out of here, or I'm going to disown you."

She tried to get out of bed last night and cut her face. So they had to restrain her.

She kept asking for scissors to cut the restraints.

In fact, the last thing she said as we left after our visit was, "Don't forget to bring scissors."